literally nobody knows
swop-bango said: It's from "Guillotine"
oh man i haven’t played guillotine since i was like 16 years old, i totally forgot there was a card like that
argh i can’t find my tumblr posts where i narrated excerpts from ulillillia’s ‘legend of the 10 elemental masters’
m1grat1ons said: Hey Jeff. I was really sad to hear you say the Lucy looked appealing to you. Did you know that this whole idea about people not using 100% of their brains is just a bunch of stupid made up bullshit? I was taught it in high school as if it were some kind of science fact.
Oh my god, you mean that movie isn’t a real documentary about real events? OK, I take it all back.
Ubisoft announced today at San Diego Comic-Con that it is giving one lucky fan the ultimate gameplay experience: to go down in history as the first person to play a video game on Mt. Everest.
Ubisoft press release (via jeffgerstmann)
THE ULTIMATE GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE! If you aren’t playing Far Cry on Mt. Everest, you’re playing a pile of garbage! What the hell?(via jeffgerstmann)
You know that ice, the one they call Hadrian’s Wall? I bet you think it’s named after that pile of bricks in England.
What you have to understand about Weyland is that Ice Wall set the tone in a big way. You ever see this memo I jacked from their servers a year or two ago?
Yeah, I think we found out about the same time as Liz here did that those guys don’t have a sense of humour at all, warped or otherwise.
They were told to make a wall to keep out runners, so they made a wall. The best part? Campbell actually sent back their first effort, told them to stop bullshitting her and make some Ice that would actually do something.
You know what they did?
They handed it back a week later, twice as tall.
She chewed their ear off, told them to try harder.
Next week? Three times as tall.
She gave them one last chance, and— Yeah. You know where I’m going. Four times as tall.
So she calls in the head of the Security R&D department, I don’t know his name. But she asks what the hell he’s playing at.
Turns out this guy doesn’t have the most imagination. She said wall, he built wall. She said make it better, he made a bigger wall.
She was just getting ready to terminate him — and I don’t mean fire him — when something he said caught her ear.
He hadn’t spent his time recoding the wall from the ground up each time. He had too much of a programmer’s mind for that.
Instead, he’d written code that let the wall reprogram itself. Throw resources and a bit of time at it, and it would get bigger.
Well, that she didn’t ignore. This wall was put into production, with the advanceable nature front and centre. And the coder was promoted to head of division.
But he earned himself a new nickname while he was at it:
What else are you going to call a guy who is that obsessed with building walls?
This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.
i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real
people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage
you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference
Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.
USA, the world’s #1 killing machine.
lmao this isn’t even remotely surprising