• me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

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avocados-and-avocadonts:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

YOU DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND that every time my boyfriend says he’s going to call someone I say, “I’ll call now” in this husbandvoice, and my boyfriend DOESN’T EVEN GET THE REFERENCE

this is a tragedy. at least a few time a year i say “‘nother scorcher” to whoever might be listening when it’s hot outside

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Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows.
Peter Schultz (via kohwala)

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missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

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i love these people so much a lot

i love these people so much a lot

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whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

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moldydough said: only 5 days? keep that up for a month or two!

well yeah this is after over a month and a half of consistent weight loss. i’ve lost a little over 15 pounds so far but i’m hitting a wall just now. i wouldn’t complain about it after only having just started, i know it takes time, but this is the longest stretch i’ve gone so far without so much as a tenth of a pound change on the scale

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and don’t nobody say “starvation mode” or i will fucking inundate you with studies proving that nonsense is fake as hell

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