this is the most embarrassingly bad corporate social media presence i’ve ever seen
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
imagine wearing really tight pants and having balls imprints
imagine the love of your life dies in a car accident on the way to the store. the police tell you they need you to come identify the body, and your new baby cries in the other room, and you can’t look away from the bench. that stupid too-expensive bench they saw on tumblr and had to have. the imprint is already faded. it shrinks and shrinks. the officer asks if you’re still there. yes, you say. it doesn’t resemble an arm or a hand any more, just a few blotches of tan. you try to will time to stop. you’ve overcome with the urge to smash the table, as if halting the fade could have a sympathetic effect on your body. you say yes officer. i’ll be fine officer. you barely feel it when you hang up the phone, barely feel it when your fingers brush the table. a few tan dots appear, obscuring your lover’s fingertips. your cheeks feel hot. when did you start crying. and then the imprint is gone
this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder
You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better
this is the best smash up yet
Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.
this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix
today pauline and i met this rude goat
Yeah sure let me just track sand over my entire house I mean are you serious can you imagine the mess what a catastrophically bad ideashut up.
Not until whoever invented this is in jail
hey check it out *office chair is completely immobilized by sand*